Hpoo

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the H is for heavey, it is a poo that sinks.

that Hpoo really hums.
my toilet has broken because that Hpoo was too heavey.
that Hpoo could have taken out a 3rd world country

Hpoo by simon adams October 15, 2003

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Hpooed

The excretion of cum.

Hpooe-Present Tense
Hpooed-Past Tense

Ahhh man I just hpooed a plane to Denmark.

Don't make me come over there and hpooe all over your face!

Hpooed by The Z Guy December 2, 2009

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Hpoo • Hpooa • Hpooed • hpookde

Hpooa

Hot Piece of Old Ass. H.P.O.O.A - hpooa (`Ha-Pooh-Ah)

An acronym describing the unusual sex appeal of the elderly. Usually referring to hot older males or females ages 50 and above. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

1. Damn Vince check out the hpooa! The way she wiggles in her walker is hot!

2. Atsushi, two more years and your gonna be a hpooa!

3. Your grandpa's hot, what a hpooa!

4. Theres a gang of hpooa up in here! Well dude its a old folks home.

Credit goes to Kaleena Wynn and Vince Yy for research.

Hpooa by Vince Yy July 3, 2008

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hpookde

A word with many meanings.

hpookde is so a word!

hpookde by Malthros Zenobia July 30, 2006

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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