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Howlong

A little Country town 30km from Albury, Biggest Attraction is the TSR (Travelling Stock Reserve) which attracts many Bogans, Yobos and Aussies in general, popular things to do in Howlong include purchasing a $500 Commerdore or Falcon and thrashing the shit out of it, then lighting it on fire in the TSR, cheaper options include putting Fly Spray and Butane cans in the fire whilst your pissed on Smirnoff and Aussie Beers like VB, Carlton and Boags

For Yanks and Other UnAustralian peoples Commerdore and Falcon are Aussie Cars
Taz - Hey i just brought this Commerdore for $450 on E-bay do u wanna come with me and thrash the shit out of it

Shaw - Fuck Yeh, Lets fo it at the TSR at Howlong

Taz - Bloody Oath, your paying fuel
by Peter Alexander August 5, 2008
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Howling

A British term for laughing loudly sometimes sounding like a Wolf howl. Used in smaller parts of The United Kingdom
"Dude I was Howling in Laughter"
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howling at the Moon

Baying as wolves & coyotes do; also werewolves; giving Honor to the Moon by howling.
Every full Moon, you'll find me howling at the Moon. A primal instinct since wolves are my Spirit Animals. I love to hear the wolves howling at the Moon!
by Starchylde June 20, 2016
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The Marin Howling

The marin howling is a phenomenon that occurs at 8:00 P.M every night. This happens in Marin County where the citizens for some reason cannot sit still without screaming every night with their window open. This is also referred to as howling in place as this tradition started during quarantine
"Lets hang out tomorrow at 8."
"I'm going to miss the Marin Howling though!"
"Bruh."
by Strongman87 April 13, 2020
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howlingtwat

A howlingtwat is an absolute howler, who also is a bit of a twat if you can suspend disbelief and believe that.

Generally these people are self-aggrandizing, arrogant dickwads.

Basically a huge fucking twat, who tries hard to shove his chode-worthy peg-leg up other peoples poop-chutes, but eventually ends up getting fowl howlers shoving their far more opaque and substantial peg-legs up his overly hyped, bloody mudslide regularly.

Howlingtwats are commonly found across the spectrum, and in very large quantities in countries as varied as Belgium, Canada, China, France, Germany, Israel, and Russia, where they commonly constitute most of the population. They also constitute the peasants in countries not mentioned above.

They are usually told as children that they are important, and they usually go to schools impoverished, but try to rise above the dirt by being howlingtwats. Their common justification is that they scored 5-20% better in maths, or some other subject in school or college.
howlingtwat: "Look how big my head is. My math skills are higher than yours thus I deserve your sisters pussy'
Top 10%: "Shut up bitch, bend over for the fowl howlers, like you were born to"
howlingtwat: "No I am smarter than you, trust meee!'
Top 10%: "Not true bitch."
howlingtwat: "Noooooo. Ouch. Youuurre hurrrtinnnnnngg mmeeeeeee"
Top 10%: "How does that feel"
howlingtwat: "I am better than youuuuu. Loookkk at myyy mattthhh skilllssss. OWWWWCH. OUUUUUCCCCCCH!@!!!!"
by ShittingBricksonPoorPricks December 7, 2013
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how long we've come

Derived from the phrase "how far we've come", this phrase has been first said by Anime YouTuber AnimeUproar's AnimaC on an episode on the Rant Cafe Podcast, this was a dumb mistake by AnimaC.
"It really is crazy how long we've come"
~ AnimaC
by LordTwigo'sFollower November 28, 2020
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God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.
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