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How do you do 

_Hey how do you do
-YOU LIKE ME AND I LIKE YOU

_ur cringe dude
How do you do by Diavo October 17, 2020

how do you do 

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"
"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."
how do you do by the letter d November 13, 2007

how do you do 

any form of sex
how do you do by etchasketch October 22, 2003

how do you do? 

Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.
Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?
how do you do? by Swamp Ig December 2, 2005

how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.
Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!
how-do-you-do by Dr. Reid February 27, 2008

how do you do homework 

why are u searching this on here and not google?
person 1: how do you do homework?
person 2: pay attention in class homie
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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