HouseText
A person you only text when you’re AT HOME or have nothing to do when you’re AT HOME or when you want attention AT HOME and only AT HOME.
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housecest
housecest by SeanTastic February 14, 2007
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HouseText • Housebeater • housecest • housemex • housesest • Housesexual • Housetastic • Houseteraunt • HouseTurtle • horse teeth
HouseTurtle
/HouseTurtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours
Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes
HouseTurtle by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016
Housesexual
A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.
Housesexual by Memesader March 30, 2019
Housetastic
Housetastic by DJ Everett July 2, 2009
housepet
A word used in the anime Kakegurui to describe the lowest level students in the school. Housepets have to accodomate the higher levels needs like a maid.
Ugh get away from me you're just a house pet.
Hey little housepet, get me another bottle of orange juice.
Hey little housepet, get me another bottle of orange juice.
housepet by Kittylover4life April 2, 2021
housesest
housesest by Andrew Wise February 13, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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