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Housesexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.
You are such a housesexual
Housesexual by Memesader March 30, 2019
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HouseText 

A person you only text when you’re AT HOME or have nothing to do when you’re AT HOME or when you want attention AT HOME and only AT HOME.
Ericka: Johnny just texted you
Alana: Nahh he a HouseText, we too litt rn
Ericka: Make sure you text his ass back when you home
Alana: Yea, cause you know I be bored in the House
HouseText by Karinelli March 5, 2020

HOUSEMERGER 

A phenomenon native to London, ON, where a bunch of 11 pals shack up under one roof, blending friendship, chaos, and questionable life decisions into a delightful cocktail of oddity. This merry band of misfits not only shares living space but also shares a deep love for absurdity, regularly throwing shindigs that make your typical house party look as exciting as a game of solitaire at grandma's. From spontaneous dance-offs in the kitchen to impromptu costume parties on a Tuesday night, this crew makes "weird" their middle name and "fun" their last call. They're the kind of folks who turn mundane gatherings into legendary tales and transform everyday life into a sitcom you wish you were a part of. So, if you're ever in London and stumble upon a house with a perpetual party vibe and a peculiar assortment of characters, chances are you've just encountered a house merger in all its gloriously eccentric glory.
Did you guys see Housemerger tonight? They absolutely tore up that dance floor. I wish I was friends with them
HOUSEMERGER by Rampons March 18, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026