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Housesexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.
You are such a housesexual
Housesexual by Memesader March 30, 2019
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HouseText 

A person you only text when you’re AT HOME or have nothing to do when you’re AT HOME or when you want attention AT HOME and only AT HOME.
Ericka: Johnny just texted you
Alana: Nahh he a HouseText, we too litt rn
Ericka: Make sure you text his ass back when you home
Alana: Yea, cause you know I be bored in the House
HouseText by Karinelli March 5, 2020

HOUSEMERGER 

A phenomenon native to London, ON, where a bunch of 11 pals shack up under one roof, blending friendship, chaos, and questionable life decisions into a delightful cocktail of oddity. This merry band of misfits not only shares living space but also shares a deep love for absurdity, regularly throwing shindigs that make your typical house party look as exciting as a game of solitaire at grandma's. From spontaneous dance-offs in the kitchen to impromptu costume parties on a Tuesday night, this crew makes "weird" their middle name and "fun" their last call. They're the kind of folks who turn mundane gatherings into legendary tales and transform everyday life into a sitcom you wish you were a part of. So, if you're ever in London and stumble upon a house with a perpetual party vibe and a peculiar assortment of characters, chances are you've just encountered a house merger in all its gloriously eccentric glory.
Did you guys see Housemerger tonight? They absolutely tore up that dance floor. I wish I was friends with them
HOUSEMERGER by Rampons March 18, 2024

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026