housemex

How you describe the relationship with your ex-partner, when you continue to live with them after you have broken up.

I live with my housemex, it was a bit awkward to start with but its fine now.

by RKDude January 18, 2022

Housesexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.

You are such a housesexual

by Memesader March 30, 2019

HouseText

A person you only text when you’re AT HOME or have nothing to do when you’re AT HOME or when you want attention AT HOME and only AT HOME.

Ericka: Johnny just texted you
Alana: Nahh he a HouseText, we too litt rn
Ericka: Make sure you text his ass back when you home
Alana: Yea, cause you know I be bored in the House

by Karinelli March 5, 2020

HOUSEMERGER

A phenomenon native to London, ON, where a bunch of 11 pals shack up under one roof, blending friendship, chaos, and questionable life decisions into a delightful cocktail of oddity. This merry band of misfits not only shares living space but also shares a deep love for absurdity, regularly throwing shindigs that make your typical house party look as exciting as a game of solitaire at grandma's. From spontaneous dance-offs in the kitchen to impromptu costume parties on a Tuesday night, this crew makes "weird" their middle name and "fun" their last call. They're the kind of folks who turn mundane gatherings into legendary tales and transform everyday life into a sitcom you wish you were a part of. So, if you're ever in London and stumble upon a house with a perpetual party vibe and a peculiar assortment of characters, chances are you've just encountered a house merger in all its gloriously eccentric glory.

Did you guys see Housemerger tonight? They absolutely tore up that dance floor. I wish I was friends with them

by Rampons March 18, 2024