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your mom's house 

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.
My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

yo mom's house

a good response to where. make them nibbas cry.
(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)

synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
noice eh?

thats yo daily dose of urban dicks

courtesy of nanga nepali. urf Gucci
Hey, jack, where you been?
Yo mom's house.

Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.

Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.

Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house

Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.

I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
yo mom's house by SNUBBED June 23, 2019

when your mom was at my house 

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"
My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.
Dr. House moment by weasel990 January 25, 2010

a House moment 

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
a House moment by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008

Tree House Moment 

When a girl goes down on a guy in a tree house and doesnt remember the next day.
"Dammit I cant remember what happened last night, what happened?"
"Yeah girl, you had a tree house moment"