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House mom 

A woman, sometimes older than the rest, who runs girls for a gang.
The house mom got the girls in line in order to make the gang money.
House mom by Florida Dave June 30, 2019
Words you can keep

your mom's house 

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.
My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

yo mom's house

a good response to where. make them nibbas cry.
(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)

synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
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Hey, jack, where you been?
Yo mom's house.

Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.

Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.

Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house

Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.

I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
yo mom's house by SNUBBED June 23, 2019

when your mom was at my house 

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"
My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.
Dr. House moment by weasel990 January 25, 2010

a House moment 

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
a House moment by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008

Tree House Moment 

When a girl goes down on a guy in a tree house and doesnt remember the next day.
"Dammit I cant remember what happened last night, what happened?"
"Yeah girl, you had a tree house moment"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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