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House Spouse 

Basically is the same thing as a house wife or stay-at-home-mom, but not gender specific. It is the person in a married couple who stays at home while the other works, cleans, cooks, and looks after children. Also, it rhymes. How cool is that?
I just hope I end up being the house spouse.
House Spouse by Mormon Geek July 20, 2014
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House spouse 

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)
Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.
House spouse by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017

house spouse 

After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.
house spouse by bnoice February 14, 2009

House Spouse 

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife
I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse
House Spouse by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021

Happy spouse happy house 

Kinda like happy wife happy life except less self-centered.
Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “
Happy spouse happy house by Aoneov December 28, 2018

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.
That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.
house smouse by bexbexbex March 31, 2021

scouse house 

Form Of House Music...

Unbelievely Bouncy

You Know That You Like IT!!!
3beat.co.uk soucsemp3s.co.uk

lee butler, lil john
scouse house by Ross January 31, 2003
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