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Horse box 

An Irish term of endearment. Used when greeting friends.
Ah howaya horse box, are ya well?!!
Horse box by Oirish May 19, 2018

hose box 

1) the uterine canal leading extending to the external orifice of the feminine privies
2) vagina
My dad called me a hose box for years...that means pussy.
hose box by uncle__dank June 4, 2004

hose box 

A computer or other electronic device of poor quality. A frustrating piece of shit that constantly malfs.
Christ on a bike, this Gateway is a real hose box.
hose box by Scorite June 17, 2006

Horse Box Bill 

A terminology used to refer to some who continuously uses a horse box for the toilet.
Ohh where has he gone. He’s away being a horse box Bill.
Horse Box Bill by Topher W May 6, 2025

House of Boxes 

Houses that all appear the same, one after another in the same area. Can also mean Apartments too.
The term was mostly used in the late 1800's and early 1900's.

The term is used frequently in Katherine Mansfield's short story 'How Pearl Button was Kidnapped' written in 1912.
"In London, there are so many House of Boxes"
"Yeah, almost like in Little Whinging where the Dursley's house in Harry Potter is"
House of Boxes by LilNuggie69 May 20, 2018

House of Boxer 

A residence soley comprised of the male sex, usually dressed in boxers of questionable cleanliness. Members of the residence often hold worringly biggoted views towards a wide range of issues, especially regarding women, (known by the terms: birdage, pussy, bitches, cum buckets...) When women are encountered in the residence they are either members of environmental health or members' bitches. They are usually utilised for the purposes of cooking, cleaning and sexual gratification. All in all a well rounded establishment. Indeed!
Michael, although an earnest and relatively morally upstanding member of the House of Boxer, knew what he thought of bitches!
House of Boxer by Uncle Rab February 7, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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