Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.
Us: So what does pussy taste
like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste
like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya
go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting
pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain
pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you
don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I
don't even know what to say to that....