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by D-Nawsty December 31, 2017

A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln
Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.
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by mike charter November 29, 2024

The sexual act where a man secretly rubs hot sauce, curry, or other zesty concoctions onto his penis before having sex with a single mom/widow in her small hometown during the holiday season, most notably Christmas.
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