Hot Tits

Something douchebags call girls, thinking they are charming

Guy: Hey hot tits, whats shakinn ;)

Girl: Get the hell away from me you doucher.

Guy: I think she wants me

by Jerrkaa December 27, 2010

hot as tits

being uncomfortably hot, usually in a situation where there are many people in one room

damn, it's hot as tits in here.

by Devin creedz January 25, 2008

Hot as tits

when its so hot it feels like you are in the middle of a large woman's boobies

Damn! its hot as tits!!!!
look at my pit stains!!!!!

by amazingly amazing man October 10, 2009

hot as tits

adj. - Hot in the positive sense, used mostly to describe a sexually attractive female, but can also be used with other positive instances of hot (i.e. objects, ideas). Antonym of hot as balls. Heterosexual version of hot as dick

"Hey, is that your mom? She's hot as tits!"

"Check out these clothes! They're hot as tits!"

by Bruce Salgado January 23, 2008

hot dog tits

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.

"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

hot as a tit

A phrase describing the temperature. In reference to a woman's breast (tit) which are "hot" to males. To be "hot as a tit" is for something to be extremely hot.

"You should've rolled down your car windows, it's hot as a tit in here now."

by CaptainJonus May 8, 2006