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polish hot lunch

Eating and then defecating a mixture of perogies and cabbage procured in Pittsburgh into someone's mouth. Referenced in a WDVE skit.
I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.
polish hot lunch by erock3030 November 4, 2014

hot lunchbowl 

Vomiting in a girls vagina while performing oral sex on her.
"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"

"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."
hot lunchbowl by vag lick January 11, 2014

Hot Lunch Tuggy 

The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.

islamic hot lunch 

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.
"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!"
"why is that?"
"she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"
islamic hot lunch by slim jim shady November 21, 2011

hot lunch 

the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk
got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch
hot lunch by sideshow bob May 13, 2004

Texas Hot Lunch 

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
Texas Hot Lunch by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011