"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"
"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."
The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.
The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.
the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk