Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014

Hot Grapes

Slang for testicles.

"some grapes?"
"ya u kno how i love hot grapes"

by Aaaaanonymousssssssssss June 26, 2009

hot grapes!

A cry of disgust, anguish, or astonishment.

"We have a lot of homework tonight dude" "Hot Grapes!"

by Dr. Chainsmoke October 21, 2009