When your other friends get hot chocolate and instead of actually getting hot chocolate you make a joke about hot cocoa sounds like hot cock and no one laughs. It wasn’t funny. Why the fuck are you laughing?
Guy #1: *making hot cocoa*
Guy #2: Hey if you replace some of the words in hot cocoa it sounds like hot cock.
Before getting a blowjob, dump melted chocolate all over your cock and nutsack, then add whipped cream on your pubic hairs and your cock, then add a cherry on the tip and have the girl lick it all off.
A spicy condiment containing sun-ripened chili peppers, vinegar, garlic, sugar and salt. Otherwise known as Sriracha, hot cock sauce is ubiquitous in many Asian cuisines. Real Thai and Vietnamese restaurants will have it out on the table and it is a required ingredient in Pho. In addition, some sushi rolls (like spicy salmon) and traditional Chinese dumpling dipping sauces use hot cock sauce. The name is derived from the large cock/rooster on the bottle.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*