Horse Head

When a woman gives head so bad that it feels like sandpaper and worms.

We were at a stoplight right, and she went down, and i had to tell her to stop. After i told her she was giving horse head, she got out and found a tool in less then 6.29 minutes.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 1, 2010

horse head

when teeth scrape a males dick.

“man she gave horse head...it hurt to bad!!”

by Reginahoe February 1, 2018

Horse Head in the Bed

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

by jeffye September 10, 2011

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023