Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.

I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!

Horizontal Mumbo by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015

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HORIZONTAL MAMBO

the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.

Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!

HORIZONTAL MAMBO by weave November 22, 2003

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horizontal mambo

a word for intercouse/s3x lol

``me and bella had a amazing horizontal mambo lastnight!!``
``really? didnt think u got bitches``

horizontal mambo by gahmama March 12, 2023

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horizontal mombo

sex, fucking , ect...

kid 1: dude what did you two do last night?
kid 2: we did the horizontal mombo for about 2 hours

horizontal mombo by jonnable June 12, 2003

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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