A hooker face is a girl that tries to steal or amourize another girl’s guy. She is a socialite that shows up at events, parties and bars and attaches herself to the most eligible, attractive, interesting guy in the room. A hooker face
will intentionally go after a man that you are interested in. A hooker face
will play nice to your face and talk about you behind your back. She
will pretend that she’s never met you, even after you have met several times and many of the circles you travel in overlap. A hooker face
will kiss your guy when you leave to go to the bathroom. A hooker face isn’t beautiful… neither is she ugly. She is well dressed and can masquerade as attractive because she is always well groomed. Traveling with her is always at least one sidekick that
will puff her up, support her, her activities and unsolicited
snarky comments. A hooker face is looking for a husband, preferably one with money that
will support her. A hooker face is jealous and has a deep rooted insecurity that can only be
fed by cutting other women down and preying on drunken, unsuspecting men that can’t help themselves when something is so obviously splayed in front of them without any opposition. A hooker face is like a piece of crap wrapped up in a shiny
penny. Buyer beware.
