Hooker-Face 

The planet that holds home to all Whorgans. A planet made primarily of mountains of syphilis and rolling plains of Ghonorhea. Fun to visit, but be warned, once you visit you will be on anti-biotics for the remainder of your life. Most common illness on planet Hooker-Face is GhonasyphihepilAIDS (A, B, and C).

"Dang, that was fun, but after my trip to Hooker-Face I can no longer get rid of this rash!"

Hooker-Face by MegaMed April 5, 2010

Hooker Face 

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.

Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.

Hooker Face by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009

hooker face 

A hooker face is a girl that tries to steal or amourize another girl’s guy. She is a socialite that shows up at events, parties and bars and attaches herself to the most eligible, attractive, interesting guy in the room. A hooker face will intentionally go after a man that you are interested in. A hooker face will play nice to your face and talk about you behind your back. She will pretend that she’s never met you, even after you have met several times and many of the circles you travel in overlap. A hooker face will kiss your guy when you leave to go to the bathroom. A hooker face isn’t beautiful… neither is she ugly. She is well dressed and can masquerade as attractive because she is always well groomed. Traveling with her is always at least one sidekick that will puff her up, support her, her activities and unsolicited snarky comments. A hooker face is looking for a husband, preferably one with money that will support her. A hooker face is jealous and has a deep rooted insecurity that can only be fed by cutting other women down and preying on drunken, unsuspecting men that can’t help themselves when something is so obviously splayed in front of them without any opposition. A hooker face is like a piece of crap wrapped up in a shiny penny. Buyer beware.

"Look who is over there talking to him... OMG... it's hooker face. Seriously, why does she go after every guy I like".

hooker face by nikki99c February 8, 2010

Hooker Face 

A Female with a trashy, slutty, tired, possibly bruised, worn out and sunken look to her face.

That girl might have drugs; she does have a hooker face

Hooker Face by Whoelsewouldhavecomeupwiththis April 26, 2011

Hooker face 

One who looks like a hooker.

"david is a hooker face"

Hooker face by Stephanie Mariel March 28, 2007

hooker face 

A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Desi!! What's up hooker face!?

Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!

Hooker face, I love you, bitch!

hooker face by M.Eden November 10, 2008

Hooker Face 

A very sexual being that wears nothing.. but a mask.

Last night.. i had encounter with a hooker face. it was one of the best nights of my life.

Hooker Face by vackey1 January 9, 2009