Hooke_d

Performing a Cheesy Method in a video game, while also being shorter than the average 12 year old boy.

"I totally kicked ass in Demon Souls, NO, you Hooke_d your way through it "

by *Not*Waffles April 23, 2025

Dual Hook'd

Being attacked or attached by a dual hook

aka: THE ALMIGHTY DUAL HOOK!!!

Rico: What do i do?
Sergeant: Use something to attach the soldier to that helicopter.
Rico: I'll use my Dual Hook
Sergeant: your what?
*Uses Dual Hook*
Sergeant: You just Dual Hook'd him!

by texkid4 (Mr. Smiley November 16, 2009

hook'd

Term for when an unsuspecting friend may get stabbed by another, more possessive friend who has possibly purchased a hook for such an occasion.

She said what?" "She didn't SAY anything, but her eyes... oh man, her eyes." "Great. I'm gonna get hook'd.

by lennoxical November 28, 2010

hooke date

Used to describe a hook up date.

Casper: Do you want to go on a hooke date?
Tina: No, I'm not trying to hoe around.

by MethheadTina February 10, 2018

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

hookie duke

An off the cuff maneuver while cycling and leading a few hundred behind you that may result in a bicycle dog pile or a drop from the pack. This can be a sharp left or right turn, an unexpected U-turn, or taking that path less traveled by anyone much less on skinny tires.

A change in route, seemingly unnecessary, but designed to enhance the joy of riding, or an emergency tactic to avoid hazards.

"So, here's this month's route. It's a little on the short side, so be ready for some possible hookie dukes...."

by TheDogAteHim July 12, 2013

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003