I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead.
A command a girlscreams when she wants you to put your penis in her poo pocket.
Guy 1:She screamed "hook it in me dumper mate" last night!
guy 2: Is she from New Zealand?
guy 1: Yeah! After, she pushed me out the tent then she yelled "NEXT"