A derogatory term used to describe the stereotypical person-usually a black person- who lives/has lived/grew up in the hood in a mocking manner
The stereotype being one who has a bad home situation whether it be with family or living conditions, one who struggles with addictions such as drugs and alcohol, one who is violent and “ghetto” etc.
“Just look at Ayesha with her long hair and lash extensions. She looks totally unnatural.”
“I know right, her and all of her friends have to be hoodlings.”
Is a rich white/mexican/black/south asian/asian/ that grew up and strolled in the hood when they were young, moved into a rich white gated community and misses going to the hood, because they miss going to the hood, they act as hoodlums and hoodians in order to remember and intimidate the good times of the OG hood.
Abir is such a hoodling he never gives anyone cookies except for arjun, hasbul is a G for buying me ramen and slurpies from 7-11.
The act of holding a store of value like stocks or virtual currency, most often bitcoin.
"'OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD' YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. I am HODLING."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*