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Hoodie Withdrawals 

When one is so used to wearing the great all around every day clothing item of the hoodie that they often will mistakenly try to place there hands in there front pockets only to find that they are not wearing a hoodie like they thought they were as they are so commonly used to doing where so they in turn look like they just made a strange awkward gesture with there hands around there genital/stomach area which could or could not in certain situations be taken the wrong way.
Guy 1: "Dude you know Angelina that fat chick whose always trying to hide her fat rolls by wearing hoodies all the time?"

Guy 2: "Yeah what about her?"

Guy 1: "Dude she's actually not wearing one today shes just wearing a typical my-mom-is-my-best-friend kitten sweater but shes totally been having hoodie withdrawals all day in class and she got written up because Mrs. Rhoda thought she was telling some girl to eat her pussy."

Guy 2: "Hell yeah I hate that fat bitch her breath always smells like dulce de leche."
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hoodie withdrawal 

The horrible feeling one gets of being exposed and uncomfortable after wearing a hoodie on a daily basis and then not being able to (usually when the weather gets too warm).
Shane: Man I hate warm weather! I feel like I'm walking around naked and I don't know where to put my hands.

Crystal: I think you're going through hoodie withdrawals

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026