hoochie mamma 

A woman who dresses sexy but no longer fits the typical description of attractive. Hoochie mammas are either too old, too fat or are psycically unattractive in some other way, yet they still manage to lure the sexual interest of the most eager men through short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and other means of sexual attire.

My fat-ass grandmother is a hoochie mamma because she wears thigh-high, F-me boots and still dates men 20-40 years younger than her.

hoochie mamma by Doc Xavian May 9, 2009

hoochie mamma 

Used to describe very large African American women who wear clothes that are far too small for them

Check out the 300lbs hoochie mamma in the mini skirt.

hoochie mamma by scotsbear August 13, 2003

Hoochie Mamma 

A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame.

"Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out."

Hoochie Mamma by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008

Hoochie mamma 

What dumbeldor calls hooch chanwills0

Hoochie mamma

Hoochie mamma by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

hoochie coochie mamma 

a know good women who tends to take or attempt to take every girls man.

" whu iz dat hoochie coochie mamma, wit her fatazz all up on ma husband?"

hoochie coochie mamma by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008

hoochie mama 

a word conservative moms use for “hoe”

“Honey don’t wear that! You look like a hoochie mama!”

“Sweetie, promise me you’ll never be a hoochie mama?!”

hoochie mama by emilym41 March 13, 2018

hoochie mama 

Couchie is adapted from the French word coucher for "to go to bed" (like our word "couch", which you can lie down on). And around the turn of the century in really gritty clubs and circuses (and for a long time after that) women who danced suggestively rolling their hips were "hootchie coutchie" dancers, or dancing the "hootchie coochie".
These women were not considered morally upright in the general public, so calling a woman a hootchie cooch was calling her a tramp, especially if dressed in a way that is meant to be provocative and showy. Hootchie mama is a variation on this term. (And could get you beat down if you call a woman that.)

That Britney Spears ain't never gonna get her kids back going into the courtroom dressed like a hoochie mama.

That daughter of yours thinks she looks cute in her short skirt and bare midriff, but to the guys at school she just looks real hootchie.

"Now folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher. She was a red hot hootchie coocher..." - Minnie the Moocher (Cab Calloway - 1930)

hoochie mama by Marion R November 7, 2007