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Hoodstand 

The term use for when ones hood (patois for penis) stands up i.e. becomes erect.
Check out the bumper on dat big titty gal, nuff to give a brother hoodstand.

I even got hoodstand from reading Dear Deidre.
Hoodstand by Jukesy June 15, 2009
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honortard 

A dumbass that watches his teammates die while getting ganked because his mom got unhonorably fucked by 18 thugs and fucking died
Me: holy shit where are my teammates?!?

Honortard: *jerks off violently to honorable 4v1*

honortard 

someone who doesn't intervene in a 1v1 because they think it's unhonorble. No matter if they'll lose the match or the teammate really needs/wants help
Person1: Damn, I could really need some help but the honorary just stands there and doesn't do anything
Honortard: It would be unfair to gank up on this poor fella
honortard by MarabouLord September 22, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026