Honeymoon Hike 

The term can be used as taking a honeymoon hike when the entire family is in the house and there is no where for you and your partner to go for some privacy. So taking a hike for a quickie, let it be BJ, HJ or goin for it all and havin sex against the trees or on the ground if your dirty enough for it. Its usually just a quickie but whatever.

"Babe theres no where to go for us to be alone, grandparents are nappin in your room, parents are giving a tour to your cousins and theres kids running around all over the place, lets take a honeymoon hike."

example 2.
"Where were you guys?" asked Lucy
"We went out for a hike" said Tyrone and Ami
"Theres no mountains here, its florida." said Lucy
"Honeymoon Hike" said Tyrone
"Oh"

Honeymoon Hike by latin-kitten May 8, 2009

Honeymoon Hiker

Big burley guy that hikes ahead of the group. It's common for other hikers to try to keep up with the Honeymoon Hiker as a goal pace, but are usually unsuccessful. Often sport a mountain beard, hiking poles, and large calf muscles.

Hey man, did you happen to see a honeymoon hiker go by here a little while ago?
Well, I saw one about 30 minutes ago.
Holy crap, how does he run up these mountains so fast?

Honeymoon Hiker by Foster Price III February 4, 2010