A euphemism for vagina because they can get sticky and gooey when women are turned on.
"Yo, as soon I put my finger in her honey jar for the first time ever, I could feel the wetness. The sticky gooey mess was wrapped around my finger. It felt as if my nightmare came true. I didn't know what to do with it - use it as lube or something else. I took my finger out of her honey jar and scraped it on her boobs. Needless to say, I'm a homosexual now and honey jars eek me."
Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)
“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'