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A shape-shifting kawaii waifu. Can be seen being cute and overall friendly to most people around her. Loves cookies and can easily be bribed with a jar of them. Is also weak to headpats and cuddles. Results may vary around different people.
Guy 1: Wait, I thought she was a different person yesterday?!
Guy 2: Dude she's Homuno, of course you'd expect her to be different from last time you saw her.
Guy 1: ....She's still cute though
Guy 2: True...
Homuno by Niotulozer March 8, 2019
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A shape-shifting kawaii waifu. Can be seen being cute and overall friendly to most people around her. Loves cookies and can easily be bribed with a jar of them. Is also weak to headpats and cuddles. Results may vary around different people.
Guy 1: Wait, I thought she was a different person yesterday?!
Guy 2: Dude she's Homuno, of course you'd expect her to be different from last time you saw her.
Guy 1: ....She's still cute though
Guy 2: True...
Homuno by Niotulozer March 8, 2019

Homunculus 

An absolutely foul shot: Made from an egg yolk and Bailey's Irish Cream Liqueur, commonly served in a double shot glass. Meant to represent an embryo and semen that would be used to make a Homunculus in Alchemy.
Ten seconds after my man Dave downed the homunculus, he chundered all over the carpet.
Homunculus by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020

Homunculus 

A fucking disgusting shot made of Baileys and an egg yolk. Looks and feels like cum.
Person 1: "I just took 2 homunculus shots"

Person 2: "Yuck"

Homonomisexual

people who are only attracted to others with their own name.
Being a homonomisexual really limits my dating pool.

homunculi 

ho·mun·cu·li
1. an artificially made dwarf, supposedly produced in a flask by an alchemist.
2. a diminutive human being.
3. the human fetus.
4. A miniature, fully formed individual believed by adherents of the early biological theory of preformation to be present in the sperm cell.

His lackluster attorney-general Alberto Gonzales, who was forced to resign in disgrace, was only the most visible of an army of over-promoted, ideologically vetted homunculi.
homunculi by dick13 January 17, 2009

Homenometer

(n.) An upgraded version of the gaydar. Consider it to be the Gaydar V2.0
"Dude, does he seem a bit gay to you?"

"Hell yeah. My homenometer readings are going off the chart!"
Homenometer by ROFLMYWAFLZ December 2, 2009
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