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A shape-shifting kawaii waifu. Can be seen being cute and overall friendly to most people around her. Loves cookies and can easily be bribed with a jar of them. Is also weak to headpats and cuddles. Results may vary around different people.
Guy 1: Wait, I thought she was a different person yesterday?!
Guy 2: Dude she's Homuno, of course you'd expect her to be different from last time you saw her.
Guy 1: ....She's still cute though
Guy 2: True...
Homuno by Niotulozer March 8, 2019
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A shape-shifting kawaii waifu. Can be seen being cute and overall friendly to most people around her. Loves cookies and can easily be bribed with a jar of them. Is also weak to headpats and cuddles. Results may vary around different people.
Guy 1: Wait, I thought she was a different person yesterday?!
Guy 2: Dude she's Homuno, of course you'd expect her to be different from last time you saw her.
Guy 1: ....She's still cute though
Guy 2: True...
Homuno by Niotulozer March 8, 2019

Homunculus 

An absolutely foul shot: Made from an egg yolk and Bailey's Irish Cream Liqueur, commonly served in a double shot glass. Meant to represent an embryo and semen that would be used to make a Homunculus in Alchemy.
Ten seconds after my man Dave downed the homunculus, he chundered all over the carpet.
Homunculus by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020

Homunculus 

A fucking disgusting shot made of Baileys and an egg yolk. Looks and feels like cum.
Person 1: "I just took 2 homunculus shots"

Person 2: "Yuck"

Homonomisexual

people who are only attracted to others with their own name.
Being a homonomisexual really limits my dating pool.

homunculi 

ho·mun·cu·li
1. an artificially made dwarf, supposedly produced in a flask by an alchemist.
2. a diminutive human being.
3. the human fetus.
4. A miniature, fully formed individual believed by adherents of the early biological theory of preformation to be present in the sperm cell.
His lackluster attorney-general Alberto Gonzales, who was forced to resign in disgrace, was only the most visible of an army of over-promoted, ideologically vetted homunculi.
homunculi by dick13 January 17, 2009

Homenometer

(n.) An upgraded version of the gaydar. Consider it to be the Gaydar V2.0
"Dude, does he seem a bit gay to you?"

"Hell yeah. My homenometer readings are going off the chart!"
Homenometer by ROFLMYWAFLZ December 2, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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