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Homophobiphone 

noun
A cellular device that frequently auto-suggests off-topic LGBT words or phrases that don't make any sense in relation to the rest of the sentence.
"Hey, could I copy your notes from the lecture today?"
"Sorry man, I missed it too. Don't worry though, Dr. B said it's transsexual online." "What??? How is that related to conceptual physics??"

"Wtf I typed *transcribed* god damn homophobiphone."
Homophobiphone by DizzyKitty December 7, 2016
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homophobiphobia 

Students who participate in the National Day of Silence usually have homophobiphobia.
homophobiphobia by asqrd November 20, 2010

homophobephobe 

person 1: he hates carson coz he's gay?! what a homophobe! i hate all homophobes.
person 2: you're such a homophobephobe
homophobephobe by billyrexona August 15, 2009

Homophobophobe 

Someone who has a phobia of being or being labeled a homophobe.
"I think Jeff is a homophobophobe, every time he says anything relating to a gay person he says "Not that there's anything wrong with being gay".
Homophobophobe by DevSteve October 20, 2011

homophobophobe 

Someone with contempt for someone with contempt for someone who's homosexual.
Homophobe: "I don't like homosexuals."
homophobophobe: "I don't like homophobes."

homophobiphobic 

Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.
homophobiphobic by backotruck June 17, 2012

homophobephobe 

Someone who is afraid or offended by so-deemed "homophobes." First, let me state that "homophobe" actually means "fear of sameness," but of course, stupid people have corrupted its meaning. A more accurate word would be "homophiliphobe" but we can't expect any intelligence in this debate anyway.

Now, a lot of people throwing around the term "homophobe" are morons and ignorant in and of themselves. Please read this "definition" of homophobia:

"Someone who dislikes gay people for no apparent reason, except that they are true to what they are. Most homophobes are uneducated and have probably never met anyone gay. They are bigoted, which automatically means they are unpleasant people."

Right, that's not ignorant at all, since it's been scientifically proven that all homosexuals are "true to who they are," where as straight people (aka the devil) are not. Thanks for clarifying that.

In short, though there are some people who have extremely and inexplicably ignorant views of homosexuals, the opposite is also true.