Homo Stefanus 

An ancient species that once walked the plains of Africa. This is one of the most advanced cousins of Homo Sapiens. Activites of the Homo Stefanus include recieving a participation medal in Mario Kart, playing Fortnut, etc. It is believed that the Homo Stefanus interbred with another ancient species known as the Homo Ballandus retardo, which was another long lost species. Alas, the Homo Stefanus became extinct when the Homo Gabrielus( which was another ancient cousin of modern day humans) defeated the Homo Stefanus In a Mario Kart tournament and catapulted them into extinction. Legend has it that one Homo Stefanus survived the onslaught of the Homo Gabrielus, and traveled across the sea, to ancient North America, and brought a Homo Ballandus retardo with him, and they created a whole new colony of Homo Stefanus.

Look, it's a Homo Stefanus!! Wait... aren't they extinct?

Homo Stefanus by MissedPigeon May 16, 2019