hommes

friend; someone whom you respect

omg thats a nice tie you have, hommes.

by fredrickson April 2, 2004

hommes

Pronounced hom-mess. A man that is said to be "hommes" is classy, stylish, attractive in his own unique right and a badass motherfucker. Though he is not a douchebag, and is in fact a very nice, humble, polite and generous man. He must dislike money and realise it's evil, yet be abundant in it through cunning and karma. After all, what you give is what you get return. The true hommes blows money on awesome shit, and still goes home to find that he can wipe his ass with a 50 dollar bill. But he doesn't because that's not really hommes.
A very rare man indeed.

Also used to describe something that would belong to a hommes or within its criteria.

"Dude... that is so hommes"

"Hey hommes. whats goin on"

"Oh sorry hommes didn't see you were in the middle of a blowjay"

by hommes August 20, 2009

hommes

a homie

i got a hommes sellin dope

me and my hommes pullin up

by High Flight November 18, 2020

Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

by Ur local man December 31, 2019

adoucissant pour les hommes

French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.

After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"

by Weelis November 15, 2009

homesled

American Negro slang meaning a person's primary automobile for transportation; a daily driver

Yo man, I just put 24" rims on my homesled.

by MoonCoon November 6, 2012

homestein

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017