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It’s when you suck your buddy’s dick, but you’re not really gay.
First guy: “Hey I could use some homiehead tonight.”

Second guy : “Why not. It’s my turn brah.”
Homiehead by Moustache Squeege September 5, 2025
Words you can keep

househead 

a person who is really into House music
househead by MoonEye September 2, 2003

horseheads 

A town in upstate New York, formed in 1835 as a giant middle finger to the neighboring city of Elmira; as emphasized by the town motto: "Fuck you, Elmira"
I moved to Horseheads becaused I was tired of getting robbed at gunpoint.
horseheads by jk_bro December 26, 2010

hosehead 

The name of Bob and Doug's dog. See hoser, SCTV or Great White North for further details.
Bob: "Dad, Doug gave Hosehead your beer!"

Doug: "nu-uh!"
hosehead by Succubus February 6, 2005

hosehead 

Take off, you hosehead!
hosehead by Nunc August 6, 2002

HomieBear (1)

Urban Dictionary only let's me use 1500 characters so this is the first definition. To read the second one go to: HomieBear (2).
A person who believes any of the following statements:
Roblox Fortnite is good but regular Fortnite is bad, Roblox has better graphics than GTA V, Atozy is pronounced as "Atozzy", Roblox is the best game ever created, Gangster New Orleans (a GTA ripoff) is a good game but all the GTA games are bad (even though they haven't played any of them), or that Sniperwolf, Azzyland, Lele Pons, Hanna Stocking, Anwar Jibawi, or anyone else in that category of "entertainers" is funny. Extreme HomieBears are also known to think India is a continent.
They may also be a HomieBear if they think speaking using the following method is correct English.
HomieBear: *drools like a rabid animal*
Random Guy: What's wrong with you?!
HomieBear: No.
An individual may also be classed as a HomieBear if they commit the following actions:
Throws a tantrum in public if their mum does not buy them robux and/or giftcards to buy robux.
Claims that they can drop out of school at age 11 to be successful Roblox Youtuber and Soundcloud rapper.
Screeches like a banshee if anyone even insinuates that they may have an anger problem.
*In court*
Judge: You have been accused of thinking Roblox has better graphics than GTA V, thinking Fortnite is bad but Roblox Fortnite is good, and that Atozy (At-ow-zee) is pronounced as "At-oz-ee". How do you plead?

HomieBear: aLl ThAt Be ThE hAvE oF tHe TrUe!!!!11!! WoBwoKtH bE dA gOoD gAmE bOoOiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ!!!!!

Judge: Oh no, I had no idea it was a HomieBear. Put it in black in the wild where you found it before it infects someone!

Witness: Mega oof.
HomieBear (1)

HomieBear (2) 

Urban Dictionary only lets me use 1500 words per definition so I'm breaking it up into a few, this is the second one. Go to HomieBear (1) to see part 1.

If you ever encounter a wild HomieBear in it's natural habitat, your best method of survival would be to first insult it. My recommendation is "HomoBear". It will then become so overcome with rage that it will charge. However don't fear, most HomieBears range from around 3'10" (117cm) to 4'6" (137cm). Anyway, after you have aggravated the beast, throw some bait behind it. My recommendations include: cold tea, (8-24 hours old), robux giftcards (the more expensive the more effective), and maybe some hypebeast clothing (eg. ]Supreme], Gucci, Bape, Rolex, Clout Goggles, etc.) Anyway, after you have thrown the bait the humanoid creature will swiftly turn his head around to grab the merchandise. When it does, his neck will rotate 120 degrees, breaking it instantly.

You will then have to dispose of the body, because ever since 1986 when this method was discovered and released to the public in a book titled "How to dispose of a wild HomieBear" written by ward winning author Grills Bears, the extermination of the beast was illegalised to prevent extinction. Apparently the HomieBear plays an important role in society, without them, everyone's standards for human qualities would sky-rocket, causing everyone to hate each-other.
*On Man vs. Wild*
Bear Grylls: the worst thing to encounter in the wilderness is a HomieBear, but luckily they're very rare and I doubt we'll see one.
Wild HomieBear: *Jumps out of bushes while playing Gucci Flip-flops.*
Bear Grylls: *kills himself.*
HomieBear (2)
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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