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homiehoestasis 

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)
Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)
homiehoestasis by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021

homehole 

someone who is your homegirl or homeboy but a complete asshole.
hey homehole, you lookin' right acting like an asshole.
homehole by homegirl jay. November 14, 2011

homiehomeophobia 

the fear of having a homie (someone who you consider to be your friend or very close friend) and therefore distancing yourself from everyone you know who has a homie or supports homies, which also (at the same time) having a fear of homes/houses and never living or going near one.
oh my gosh did you hear that jessica has homiehomeophobia

Homiehole 

Your homie's asshole. It is not gay to stick your dick in a homiehole, it's just bros helping bros.
Had a great night with Frank's homiehole. He's a real bro.

homiehomeophobia 

homiehomeophobia: the fear of having a homie (someone who you consider to be your friend or very close friend) and therefore distancing yourself from everyone you know who has a homie or supports homies, which also (at the same time) having a fear of homes/houses and never living or going near one.
oh my gosh did you hear that jessica has homiehomeophobia!!
homiehomeophobia by guacamolepenis December 18, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026