homeless person 

1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.

2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.

3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.

Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!

Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!

homeless person by Squiggly May 8, 2013

Homeless person 

some residentially challenged bastard who's addicted to heroin.

Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"

Homeless person by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024

homeless person's law 

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!

space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law

homeless person's law by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression

The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.

"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008