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2 definitions by Squiggly

1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.

2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.

3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.
Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!

Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!
by Squiggly May 8, 2013
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Pronunciation (YUH-pee)
Synonyms: asshole, Bobo (burgeois bohemian), metrosexual, suburbanite,

Acronym for Young Urban Professional - typically a person who wants you to believe that they are superior to you due to their high-paying corporate job and social status. Activities include frequent purchases of expensive fuel-INefficient vehicles, extravagant clothing and jewelry, and anything that "elevates" them to a higher social standing.

Behavioral traits include intense arrogance, unhealthy preoccupation/obsession with the safety of their spawn, meeting with personal trainers, immeasurable selfishness, and constant obliviousness to anyone who does not have the same or greater "social status". Free thought is not allowed as it disrupts the balance of their world.

Habitat is restricted to excessively large, poorly-built houses (McMansions) which are frequently gated in to form a yuppie compound, typically called a subdivision or gated community. The compound is governed by a small group of fascists operating under the moniker of a neighborhood association. The compound is erected to provide the ILLUSION of a safe and secure environment for the yuppies to raise their spawn.

Yuppie religion is restricted to the Cult of the Dollar.
The yuppie is the scourge of the free-thinking world.
by Squiggly February 2, 2007
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