Home Schooler

1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.

2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.

Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.

Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....

Home Schooler by 102939848519840819234098127348 November 15, 2010

Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.

nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.

Home Schooler by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013

Home-schooler 

Totally annoying people! They wear their pants too high and show about 12 inches of sock. They usually have pet chickens. The phrase "Jesus Freak" is written somewhere on their homemade bookbag. They piss in a room that is NOT attached to their house. They also believe that girls have cooties, even when they are 18 and over.

Yo, that home-schooler dresses like Napoleon Dynamite. His shit definitely ain't bizalley.

Home-schooler by Kingpre September 9, 2006

home-schooled jungle freak 

Homeschooled jungle freak is a phrase created by Mean Girls character Regina George played by Rachel McAdams. It means to be someone who is or was homeschooled and lives in or came from an African country during their homeschooling time.

"They say you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me" Regina George

home-schooled jungle freak by Nuku Nikballs August 5, 2016

home schooled

A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.

Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.

Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!

home schooled by ronws23 August 20, 2009

home schooled

adj:

Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.

slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.

I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.

home schooled by Hasbro July 6, 2006

home schooled

An adjective used to describe a person, situation, or object that is lame, sucks, or clearly needs a beating.

The term "home schooled" has started to replace the politically incorrect term "gay" as it was formerly used in a derogatory sense. Not only does it appease the modern sensibilities, but also no one likes a home schooler.

Carlos Beltran watching the final pitch of game seven in the NL championship sail over the plate was totally home schooled.

Don't be so fucking home schooled, you whiney bitch!

home schooled by Vilhelm October 20, 2006