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home invasion 

To get robbed at gun point in your own home
Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.
home invasion by Steve-Rob September 9, 2006
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Home Invasion 

A colonoscopy is an examination of the colon and small bowel with a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the anus.
I'm going for my home invasion this week. They better have sterilised the camera since the last patient!

I'm having a home invasion with Doctor Proctor. Will he send flowers and chocolates afterwards?
Home Invasion by GregFresser October 31, 2011

home invasion 

The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.
Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.
home invasion by yoursosillyjim October 19, 2010

home invasion 

Thats when you kick the door in and duct tap everyone in the house. you proceed to ask were you keep the doe. then pop shots till they snitch.
yo son we got on some straight up home invasion shit and robbed all them byrds.
home invasion by Bwiggles February 14, 2008

canadian home invasion 

When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.
I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!

Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.
1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?
Reverse Home Invasion by zerogroup November 9, 2018

canadian home invasion 

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
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