Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I
work 6 days
straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'
m the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'
m guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your
head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your
head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a
dead national guard
joke, didn't you? You know, my step-
father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."
