Hollywooditus 

A horrible disease usually contracted after intercourse with a woman, the disease takes months to develop but when the cycle is finished it’s like whoever has the disease disappears until his leash is unclipped

M1: “Yo Jace bailed on the hoop sesh.. AGAIN”
M2: “Damn he must’ve caught Hollywooditus”

Hollywooditus by Jerrmmm August 17, 2025

hollywooditis

The uncontollable urge to leave everything behind be it your family, your home, your history with an area and to move to Los Angeles to try to become a movie star or to be involved in the entertainment industry. Similar to "having stars in your eyes"

LeBron James has acquired a bad case of Hollywooditis because the LA Laker team he went to actually really sucks and has no chance of winning anythin; and all he really wants to do by going there is to schmooze and share the aroma of his asscrack with the celebrities out there who also will want to smell his asscrack; and to try to become some kind of movie mogul, even though most of the entertainment he has produced has sucked pretty badly as well.

hollywooditis by GipperX2 July 6, 2018