An empty offer - It combines "hollow" (empty, lacking substance) with a hint of "promise," suggesting an offer that sounds good but ultimately means nothing.
Hollowmise - when you offer to do something but know you don't actually want the person to say yes, e.g. "Do you want a cup of tea", knowing you don't want them to take you up on the offer
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'