A medical condition that occurs when an individual is looking too fine and an excess number of undesirable suitors engage, either simultaneously or in a short period of time. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, and giving out fake phonenumbers.
Ellen was lookin' fresh as fuck in the club and all the scrub mothafuckaz were tryin' to holla. Ellen was like, "Fuck that, I ain't playin' that shit", but they were comin' too hard, too fast, too strong. Ellen suddenly felt ill with the a case of the holladaze and she yakked all over the floor and used the ensuing confusion to escape. Damn, girl fled the spot so fast she fuckin' lost her weave.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.