holladaze

A medical condition that occurs when an individual is looking too fine and an excess number of undesirable suitors engage, either simultaneously or in a short period of time. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, and giving out fake phone numbers.

Ellen was lookin' fresh as fuck in the club and all the scrub mothafuckaz were tryin' to holla. Ellen was like, "Fuck that, I ain't playin' that shit", but they were comin' too hard, too fast, too strong. Ellen suddenly felt ill with the a case of the holladaze and she yakked all over the floor and used the ensuing confusion to escape. Damn, girl fled the spot so fast she fuckin' lost her weave.

by Warai Otoko April 2, 2013

The Holidaze

/ðə hɒlədiz/

the two back-to-back celebratory days of 4/19 (Bicycle Day) and 4/20 (stoner holiday)

Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.

by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023

holidazed

To become dazed and confused by the excessive displays, advertisements, etc. of any holiday.

Nowadays its getting hard to avoid being holidazed.

by jpg3 November 23, 2013

holidaze

term that defines the feelings of confusion and excitement people have between thanksgiving and christmas; the blur one feels after/during shopping for gifts in crowded retail stores with heavy holiday traffic

Finley sat on the couch in a holidaze, after a day of hectic Christmas shopping on Black Friday.

by Ella123 December 28, 2005

holidaze

The feeling of utter exhaustion, usually the evening of Christmas. Caused by mass amounts of stress and leading up to a final relaxation once the day is over.

Paul: Hey, what's up with Megan?
Jason: Oh, after wrapping presents for the kids and cooking Christmas dinner for the family she's in a holidaze.

by Melanie T December 25, 2008

holidaze

A word pot smokers and stoners use to describe April 20th also called 420, now known as national pot-smoking day.

"What are your plans for the holidaze?"
"Man come over I bought like a pound of weed to celebrate."

"Dude we were so high on 420"
"I know we smoke like 10 blunts!"
"Shiiiiitt we did...I love the holidaze."

by Ana-Stoner-Stacia May 2, 2008

holidaze

It's the feeling of dread hanging over you when you have to go to work on a federal holiday because your company skimps on holiday pay and only offers the "6 major holidays". This is usually triggered by seeing your spouse still in bed as you head out the door to work. Holidaze may be accompanied by bitterness and envy.

Sara didn't want to go to work today. She made lots of noise getting ready to rouse her sleeping husband, kicked the cat, and silently prayed for a cable outage so that her husband would be bored all day. Sara has a serious case of holidaze.

by G-hak February 15, 2010