Holitics 

The practice and theory of deciding which family a couple must visit during holidays throughout the year. More narrowly, it's achieving and exercising a position of power with both your significant other, your family, and his/her family to ideally get as much of what you want without disturbing the family dynamic.

Martin and Jane are working through the holitics of Christmas this year. They spent New Year's at his Mom's house, but she also wants Christmas Day. Jane's family wants Christmas Day as well, and so she suggests they spend Christmas Eve at his family. Martin, knowing Jane's mom will make life a holy hell if she gets snubbed, agrees.

Holitics by BattlestarDumbgantica May 15, 2015

holitis 

(n.) inflammation of a body cavity or sphincter, particularly the asshole.

That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.

She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.

holitis by Rob Porter December 31, 2007

holisticstoner 

One who smokes weed at random.

Its a Holisticstoner moment lets roll one.

holisticstoner by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004