Hogwarts Express 

The primary mode of transportation to Hogwarts is the Hogwarts Express that students take at the start of each school year. Students board the train from Platform 9¾ at King's Cross station in London. The train leaves at 11:00 am and arrives at Hogsmeade Station, near Hogwarts, some time after nightfall.

Harry: How do we get to the Hogwarts Express?
Ron: You have to go through Platform 9 and 3/4.

Hogwarts Express by lonelykarina November 29, 2010

Huckleberry Fin Strangers in the night Hogwarts Express

Kayaking down river in a tandom kayak side by side with a friend in another tandom kayak, while giving your partner a blowjob then swapping partners by leaning over into the other kayak, all whist strangers in a boat sneak past, and a train goes down the train tracks parallel to the river.

"Hey man, let's go do the Huckleberry Fin Strangers in the Night Hogwarts Express! Meet us at the dock at 10:30."

Huckleberry Fin Strangers in the night Hogwarts Express by TheDorks August 2, 2026

Hogwart's Express

A sexual position wit one guy on the bottom with a girl sitting on top. There is another guy with his dick in her ass and another guy with a dick in his ass. There can be any number of guys daisy chained together in this fashion forming the train. All participants wear wizarding robes.

Harry shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the massive Hogwart's Express that had formed on top of him as Hagrid insert himself into Draco positioning himself as the new caboose.

Hogwart's Express by Headmaster Atlus January 8, 2010