Hog Smoking
Hog Smoking by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007
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Smoking the hog
The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
Smoking the hog by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022
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Hog Smoking • Smoking the hog • hog • Hog rider • hog leg • hog cycle • hog's breath • Hog heaven • hog roast • hog jam
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