Hoeulogy

A speech normally given at a funeral, memorial, or repast in remembrance of a person’s ho-tivities: sexual encounters, past lovers, funny stories about the same. The word combines ho and eulogy- hoeulogy. The presenter can use slide shows, jokes, and other props. The hoeulogy can be given before the person dies between close friends so the person can enjoy the jokes, as well. The person giving the hoeulogy can use his/her discretion on the audience. The present should be funny. The hoeulogy is not intended to be rude or disrespectful to the deceased but rather to tell stories about the sexual partners the deceased had, low performance sexual encounters, funny sexual encounters, one-night stands. To properly conduct a hoeulogy, before the person dies, he/she should create a list of lovers and send to his/her best friend or the person likely to do the hoeulogy.

I’m going to give the hoeulogy when you die; and, I’m going to talk about that time when you dated someone 23 years younger than you.

by Wordsmithesq August 12, 2025

Hoeology

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.

1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right

by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004

Hoeology

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.

Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.

by Brian Butch October 26, 2007