Hoecussion
Hoecussion by Gregg the Dregg August 14, 2016
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hoefessional
A female who reaps monetary rewards by giving blowjobs, being a groupie or having sex with wealthy males.
hoefessional by Ebony Cobb September 12, 2004
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Hoescursion
Hoescursion by Taphophillia November 9, 2017
Hoelusional
When a woman does everything in her power to preserve her fantasy world and not have to face reality. Often comes in the form of long Facebook rants and refusing to come to terms with the fact that actions have consequences
"Dude did you see Harley posted a long essay on Facebook trying to justify blowing up her entire life to be with her ex? She's doing damage control and trying to convince people she's still a good person even though she's been cheating on Kyle for years and left him out of the blue. There's even generic inspirational quotes."
"Yikes, she's really acting hoelusional right now"
"Yikes, she's really acting hoelusional right now"
Hoelusional by Bystander Eating Popcorn November 5, 2022
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!