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hoe season

summertime = hoeseason
Everyone's in a good mood, all asses out, summer dresses are being worn and everybody finna b acting like hoes
"This summer is going to be lit, we are bout to get turnt cause it's hoe season."
"I thot i was the only one"
hoe season by lavils May 16, 2017
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Hoe season

Usually is in the summer when girls break up with there boy and then hang out with boys because it's "less drama"
It hoe season everyone buckle up its gonna be a good one
Hoe season by apizzel August 26, 2017
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Hoe Season

Usually it starts during the summer when school lets out Females or males have hoes single or not..
Hoe Season by Oglelo May 24, 2018

Hoe Season

It's that time of year when it gets colder, girls need sweatshirts, and some need copped. It's hoe season! November 1st to February 10.
Are you dating Jennifer?
Oh yeah and Keisha, you know it's hoe season!
Hoe Season by Lil Thong October 17, 2019

One Season Hoe 

Specifically a hoe or man hoe who’s only a love interest for one season. A temporary lover. This can be applied for tv series, or seasonal months.
Tarmeesha: Girl I’m dumping him tomorrow, Daquan just a one season hoe.

Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.
One Season Hoe by Reus11 December 20, 2017
Hoseasons are faggots. They're always short as fuck although they may say they will grow, they will not. Despite having the mental iq of a mole rat they always have something to say. Hoseasons are lovable creatures and if u find one never let her go, although u might lose her due to how short she is.
"Oh look its a hoseason"
"Where?"
"down there."
Hoseason by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
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