Hoe Industries Ltd. is a private limited company that was founded by the legend himself "Kasm Saleh" in the early 1920s. Basically Kasm Saleh was fed up that no women would fall in love with him, so he founded Hoe Industries, a company whose purpose would be and still is to ship hoes worldwide for the benefit of all human-beings.
Person n.1: Yo look at that guy's girl! Damn!
Person n.2: Yeah she is fine, although she's probably from Hoe Industries Ltd.
Person n.2: Yeah she is fine, although she's probably from Hoe Industries Ltd.
by The Bloke March 24, 2017