hobosexuality

One who seeks homeless people out to engage in sexual activities down by the river

I realized my friend was into hobosexuality when he took me down by the river with a slew of homeless homos

by Kraziebtch24 June 10, 2016

Hobosexuality

Hobosexuality; adjective.

Defdinition:A person who has sex with another because they are homeless and in need of shelter.

See also:
Mike Conti.

Mike Conti faces many issues with Hobosexuality with many faces

by ThatTrashPanda May 16, 2019

Hobosexuality

One who engages in hobosexual activities that allow them a place to stay and/or messes with someone's feelings because they only need to have that PLACE anything else is inconvenient

After a night with anyone who engages in hobosexuality and you caught feelings one might say
"Don't c*m in her, I love herr"

But you just missed your turn it will always come back

by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

by Circushead June 28, 2006

robosexuality

(Abstract Noun): the feeling of sexual attraction towards robotic, cyborg, cybernetic, droid, or any autonomaton aroused in any organic being.

"Robosexuality is an abomination! " -Futurama

by Interpretinginterpretations March 31, 2015

Reclusive homosexuality

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

homosexualitus

Homosexualitus is a contagious disease which can be spread only by another homosexual.

Dan, you better stay away from Steve because he has homosexualitus.

by Handjack6969 August 20, 2011