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Holitarian 

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.
They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!
Related Words
holita • Holitaint • Holitard • Holitarian • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo

Holitaint 

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's day.
Sara: Aren't you going to work today?

Joe: Nah, I have the entire holitaint off. Don't have to go to work until after New Year's!
Holitaint by Drake Stone December 26, 2009
noun. A term of endearment describing the female genitalia. The holita is of Spanish and English origin, appearing in popular discourse in the late 2000s. The word is a combination of hole, referring to the vagina, and -ita.
Kevin put his penito in Vivian's holita

Her holita fell on his penis and she became pregnant.
holita by Jiggadubz, Tyrone January 2, 2009

Holitard 

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.
Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.
Holitard by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

holitarian 

Someone who isn't religious, but takes all the religious Holidays off.
I take Channukah and Christmas off 'cause I'm Holitarian, baby. NNNNGGGH. Did you hear that noise? That's the sound of TIME OFF. NNNNGGGH! YEAH IT SOUNDS SO SWEET.
holitarian by DougYoung May 15, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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