Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.

Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.

by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011

Garden with your ho

To prune your lady's pubic hair, as defined by the music group The Sandbaggers (2007)

"Man, you can't bring your girl to the beach with all that hair hangin' out. You better garden with your ho."

by The Sandbaggers February 11, 2007